But I thought there was a specter haunting Europe

There’s something scampering around my attic but it’s okay I didn’t want to sleep anyways

I have graded so many papers like this

It’s also common knowledge that the Moderna vaccine makes you 90% more likely to fall out a window. Do your own research and don’t trust the “doctors”!!!!

Look at this perfect gremlin 😭😭

Really hoping the result is vaguely similar music a la Jackie Jorpjomp from 30 Rock

A few thoughts in light of Prigozhin's death.

1️⃣ No matter the cause of the plane crash, everyone will see this as an act of retaliation and retribution, and the Kremlin won't particularly counteract this view. From Putin's perspective, as well as many among the security and…

Moral of the day: finish your coups

I will be so incredibly heartbroken if it turns out Prigozhin is alive and well

me watching the footage of Prigozhin's plane burning

Samara Airlines

me feigning shock at Prigozhin's death:

Me when Russian war criminals are blasting other Russian war criminals out of the sky

exactly two months after Prigozhin announced the coup, you can't say Putin doesn't have a flair for the dramatic

the memes about this are going to be amazing