in an alleyway, drinking champagne Kelly Keegs

trying to identify what I just picked up from the cheese board

sarah paulson may be the Worlds Best Celebrity

casually on my way to paris. to see taylor swift. so casual. those words make sense in my brain! i’m also having a panic attack bc im sitting in traffic <3

if ur thinking about getting airpod maxes. DONT. the battery life is terrible and they fucking suck at connecting to my phone. when i first got them i loved them and now maybe less than a year later they r GARBAGE

CAN A MAN RUIN MY LIFE PLSSSSS IM BOREDDDDDD

me: “yea there is a lot of unnecessary slo mo in challengers?”

doogs : “boobs?”

me: “no”

doogs: “dick?”

me: “….no”

ate

where are all my boys? harris is here but no dominic sessa, timmy chalamet, callum turner, paul mescal

looks like sperm

mid gala

ZENDAYA ROUND TWO. OMG

wait slay why didn’t we see this

OK GO OFF MARIA!!!!!! Tennis is so hot right now

can’t beat the little lad allegations

little lad

? why ?

NOOO BARRY WITH THE TOP HAT

hate! wtf is going on with the sweater

it’s giving yellowjackets. scary but love ?