So deeply unserious

bf thinks filet o fish at McDonald’s is gross … prove him wrong Twitter

Utterly shocking Biden and Democrats haven’t come around to this faster—it is an easy issue to win young voters on and is good for the economy

absolutely a factor in the unsustainable growth in the cost of higher education

despite being only a year younger I can tell I’m a millennial and bf is gen z bc he won’t ask for help at establishments he’ll simply deal with whatever is wrong

grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today

with Nick later today >>>>>>>>>>>

cuba libre ! Patria y vida!
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kinda wild that “grab her by the pussy” gets one guy elected but killing your dog is where America draws the line

ok but actually how do I cope with having a hot bf

stranger at the bar last night asking if me and gil were married

As someone who lives and dies by their Google Calendar, getting the dates for your FIP week wrong less than a month out is guillotine-eligible

hi it’s me, oomf

America next or I’ll kill some one

Ears are IN

my bf talking to me thinking he’s scary and threatening but really I just wanna kith his little pouty face

lmao wait until you hear about his literal fucking opponent

we all have a non-oomf that, should they BECOME oomf, would be like thanos collecting the last infinity stone

The Kardashian women are kind of the closest thing to the Bene Gesserit we have in America