This may be the funniest thing I've ever seen

Great deal at this restaurant. Five pounds for a 'Ballad & a Salad'. I've gone for The Power of Love & a Waldorf

'Instinction' wasn't the only word that Spandau Ballet made up. There's also 'emmanuating', 'frambistic' & 'ternicious'

Where ma Cambridgeshire people at?

Red Bull gives you Wings.
Vimto gives you The Plastic Ono Band

Cleanliness is next to godliness. And this dictionary's going straight back to Waterstones

hey everyone, I found one of the best fight moves in cinema

I'll always remember where I was when I recited the alphabet completely wrongly in company. It was a real JFK moment

Michael O'Leary offers to fly immigrants to Rwanda.

When going to a hiphop gig, take a selection of pots & pans & spoons with you. At some point they will ask you to 'make some noise'

Sanjeev Kohli PMSL when driving up the M6 listening to Fags Mags and Bags and heard 'FUD' being said on BBCR4, nearly crashed my car especially when you squeezed in another at the end PMSL

On that note, have a great St Georges day, sainted for slaying a mythical creature that never existed!

Face ablaze, like a ripe tomato 🍅
Behind hedge, head dances, a riddle -run or walk.
3 minutes where are you? My knees baulk.
Sanjeev, speak up, how long have I got?!
Week3:Run1🎯✔️
Yes, I made all the excuses not to 🫣
Definitely harder 🥵🏃🏽‍♀️
#WednesdayMotivation #Couch25k

Jet Set Willy wasn’t fully ZX, but he was certainly on the ZX Spectrum

I think MORE cheeses should be inspired by guest appearances in Game of Thrones by legends of the late ‘80s dance music scene

Remember - it's NICE to be IMPORTANT. But it's more IMPORTANT to be SUCCESSFUL

I'm a self-made man. Making your own hands before you have hands is definitely the hardest part

Michael is a very funny human. Get your ears on the outside of this

Going cheese-hunting this weekend. Just me & some friends, shooting the bries

When they talk about mums being 'too posh to push', do they include jobbies in that? If so, I would LOVE to know their technique

Don't go to Hyde Park at night. It's bedlam. Go during the day when it's Jekyll Park