I am somewhat unclear who the sucker at this poker table is. Presumably outside investors and the banks that funded the leveraged buyout?

Morning lads

A hedge fund bought the company, sold off all the land Red Lobster restaurants are located on, leased the land back to Red Lobster, and jacked the rent. Just so you know what is really going on here

I’m going to make a blind bet here and then check if I’m right: I bet what actually happened is private equity guys loaded Red Lobster with billions in debt and it’s debt servicing that is bankrupting them, not losing money on shrimp

The UK 2003 Criminal Justice Act is a rabbit hole of absurdity. The reintroduction of double jeopardy is just the starting point. It also legalized the use of a defendant's prior criminal record against them while also restricting the use of the records of prosecution witnesses.

imagine the trauma of searching for other vampires for years and then stumbling upon an entire coven of theatre kids

I have never been swayed by the counterarguments against this position. The teleporter kills you! It so clearly does!

I still can't get over this, the 'stupid bitch' followed by the most pristine parallel parking job I've ever seen he should have been legally allowed to take her bike afterward

single mother of a sandwich shop This one

Xenocrypt I love this

He’s 900 years old but still works the overnight at Modells sporting goods.
He can transform into a bat, seduce any woman, control the minds of humans

But he can’t stop betting on the Jets.

This Halloween, will Ferrell is working…
The graveyard shift!

Speaking as an Indonesian, mob violence is part of our culture. It’s a non-carceral way to seek community-centred justice without police involvement, for when someone commits such wrongdoings as selling alcohol, witchcraft, communism or being Chinese.

Sending this to everyone older than 35 who keeps asking “what do you MEAN the youngest voters don’t understand the danger of the GOP???”

Every time I learn something about British legal and political processes, my mind glazes over. Entirely vibes based system. The system works as long as you can produce patents of nobility to the clerk at 10 Downing Street on the 24th Tuesday of squimblyfuck

Senior PowerPoint Engineer the social media reaction from Br*tish people has been 10x more convincing that Letby's conviction is highly suspect than the NY article itself. i wanted substantive rebuttals, but only found jeering, bloodthirsty silhouettes from the periphery of a Pink Floyd nightmare.

Nothing in a film is necessary. We watch films for pleasure. They don't require action scenes or witty dialogue or mysteries or fancy props, either.

It's a point of broad agreement that lesbian sex scenes are hot, neopuritanism just no longer allows us to admit it.

It just gets increasingly obvious.

I've never related to someone more.

Why is ANYONE using FSD mode? Especially twice if you almost fucking died the first time.