YouTube started as a dating app

Data is way more like oil now than when that was originally said

sociopaths excel at middle management bc they interface man above and man below

the poet is the true Leader bc he instead goes between God and fellow Man

Kinda fruity being driven by another man

Imagine instead of software was like, really good

Haven’t landed a 100k tweet in a while. Starting to wonder what’s wrong with me

It’s crazy that calories don’t sync with taste. Like you can have a garbage milkshake and it’s 800 calories. Drink diet cokes all day and they’re zero calories.

So true #me #coffee

I don't know which pictures of Zuck are real and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

This article is about roughly two million accounts on this website

Guy whose life desperately needs some kind of project and meaning:

The quote tweets and replies have me worried for your souls. Low dose adderall is the only way. If you keep chasing the dragon to 30mg+ a day intake you're trying to compensate for having a life you don't enjoy engaging with and you should change that instead.

Zucks razor blade handle being worn and slightly rusted is so beautiful

Nobody could've predicted this but it turns out cheering on a mentally ill person burning himself to death has caused more mentally ill people to burn themselves to death

The more I hear about boobs the more I'm glad I've never touched one

Oh my god. He’s such a fucking chad

The Trump Trial Burner (working title) has a manifesto that is really well written and calm and full of the most insane conclusions. The placid tone doesn’t match the hysterical results. I can’t read this guy.