Me listening to a serious podcast with an ad break

My 90-year-old mum was v upset at an online shopping mistake (3 doormats the size of small planets) but rallied when I told her I bought a rail ticket for the wrong day & a friend ordered 50 bananas instead of 5. Any funny stories of online errors I can pass on to cheer her up?

Rachel Ward I ordered some little cocktail stick flags for a World Cup cookery project. When they arrived they were big flags on a string like they put up around pubs…Put them up in our flat anyway

If you have anything you want to sneak into the house, Christmas Eve is the day to do it. Can just rush through the door carrying anything saying “DON’T LOOK! DON’T LOOK!” and people will close their eyes. Next thing you know you’re eating a bucket of KFC safely in the bathroom.

The five stages of wedding grief

The 49ers are going to the Super Bowl

Nah, the main difference is that Brown was right whereas Sunak was contributing to a culture of dehumanisation that leads to murdered teenagers

At a kids party and they’ve just started playing the Drum & Bass

Siouxsie & The Banshees of Inisherin #Eurovision2024

He was arrested, released and will make his tee time is about the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.

Man I didn’t even know they were making a sequel to Flushed Away. The graphics look so realistic.

You can tell how heavy your chili pepper is if you give it a weigh give it a weigh give it a weigh now.

This made me spit out my suncream.

I edited the Euro 2024 promo video and made it so much better

“away side” Adam Hurrey

🎵 Are we human, or are we

inside out if it was filmed in my head

i put on "kayak cross" thinking it was just a little boat race and then everybody did a fucking barrel roll under a limbo stick and i lost my mind

The #Olympics closing ceremony has been delayed because the Millennium falcon just crashed landed onto the pitch.