Milan - New York ✈️

Hermosa Beach, CA

Pretty sure my landlord saw me naked today 😩 this is your reminder that your day could be worse.

Rome, Italy

New York - Madrid ✈️

Madrid, Spain

“And, according to WGN-TV, that was only the half of it. She then proceeded to fling a cellphone at a 40-year-old bystander and "hit a 24-year-old woman in the leg" before running from the scene.”

You know you’re a flight attendant when…you’re in New York eating a Spanish omelette from Madrid. Soooooo good.

New York - Rome ✈️

In an Uber heading to the airport that has like 20 “black ice” Little Trees air fresheners hanging all over the interior of the car and I want to die. 🤮So toxic

I’m nonreving home today and I have maybe 20 pounds of cheese from Madrid in my tote bag. I’m so hungry. If I don’t get on the next flight…

I wanna be her dog. Nonreving is fun.

Didn’t make it on the flight and I’m too tired to make friends at the airport today.

Still at the airport with a front row view of a woman doing toe touches. A revenue passenger who missed her flight this morning has attached herself to me. Toe touches are now donkey kicks & side kicks. There’s a toddler riding a suitcase and an LV duffle bag in a stroller.

How many times can I tell a revenue passenger who missed her flight this morning and has now attached herself to me that the flights are full all day? I’ll let you know. We’re up to at least ten times already.

NY - LA ✈️😩

Back in LA, finally. I have two days to help get my son packed and ready to leave for college! He’s going from LA to Boston and he doesn’t even own a sweater. 😳

I would cut the line to get in front of them. nypost.com/2024/08/22/lif…

That’s a wrap! He’s at NEC in Boston, I’m flying back to L.A. today and we both start a new phase in life. So excited to see where this new journey takes us.

Love is…taking someone to the airport.