I'm going give $5,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet today because it's Monday (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 2 Apr 2009 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 5)' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b1086794698

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles (Level 10)' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b1086794699

YAY!! Scored my tickets to see AVA MAX NYC show! Can’t wait!

I'm now live playing over on Twitch: twitch.tv/heauxpleaze 🎮

I'm now live playing Jackbox Party Packs over on Twitch: twitch.tv/heauxpleaze 🎮

I just earned the 'Bar Explorer (Level 5)' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b1096049757

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer (Level 12)' badge on Untappd! untp.beer/s/b1096049758

I'm now live playing Jackbox Party Packs over on Twitch: twitch.tv/heauxpleaze 🎮

Got my tix to see Sharon Needles almost a year after I saw her at the same spot Arlene's Grocery 🖤🖤🖤

Manifesting that I get tickets to The View through 1iota for the Elizabeth Gillies and Seth MacFarlane performance!! Love them! Fingers crossed! 🤞🏻 I would DIE!

Can’t wait to see Elizabeth Gillies and Seth MacFarlane perform one of their Christmas songs live from the audience at The View tomorrow!! 😁😁🎄🎅🏻🎄#WeWishYouTheMerriest

Loaded into The View waiting to see Elizabeth Gillies and Seth MacFarlane perform one of their Christmas songs!! 🎄🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻

#SouthParkXboxSweepstakes

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary