It must be fun to think like this. It’s all gotta be so exciting

I got a souvenir strain of Covid from the great Silverwood theme park 😊

Hollywood is about to fire up the money shredder!!!

Just bought a TF2 key for the first time in like 9 years. Feels like relapsing on hard drugs

Got to drive the new VW ID.4 today. It had lane assist that was so good that I just put my hands in my lap while I was on the freeway for about a half mile

My daily driver

Using this thing feels obscene

Wake up babe, new groverhaus just dropped

Beautiful rattlesnake beans from the garden

I was playing though all of age of empires 2 using this with my buddy who liked to jack off next to me when we had sleepovers

I got a tiny train whistle so I’ve been blowing it in the shop at random intervals to drive my techs crazy. Everyone has been talking about the train noise all day

Sorry markiplier, I’m taken…

He eepy…

They put a Walmart in the Roku city. There goes my property value!

Insanely hard shift store find. It is an original lol

Competition at the Extreme Smoking Championship is looking rough this year…

Casual Alfa Romeo

*showing my gf the stations of the cross* this is where Jesus biffed it…

blowing the dust off my dick and inserting it into an N64