I thought I was hallucinating when I heard “Hi! My name is Ronnie Mund”. #SternShow Jason Kaplan Gary Dell'Abate Stern Show

If you know what this is, don’t forget to schedule your colonoscopy …

She’s back! 🤣🤣🤣

Your blind date got there early:

Happy Sunday Heathens!!!😉

Your Uber has arrived. May god be with you.

Leon Musk, ladies and gentlemen.

Drew Rosenhaus very sweaty talking about #TyreekHill incident.

Today in 1979, you waited by the radio for three hours to record your favorite song. You finally got it, but it sounded like ass because the cassettes your mom bought you were made by a 6-year-old Guatemalan boy using goat intestines.

The official shorts of making somebody run till they vomit.

Why does Aaron Rodgers stare into the camera when something goes wrong like he’s on an episode of The Office

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!!

He looks like the last popsicle in the freezer.

Wow!! #PerryFarrell goes after #DaveNavarro on stage last night in Boston. #JanesAddiction

OMG it’s really happening 🤣💀

Admit it: when Ferris Bueller changed his grades, you briefly considered what your own school’s computer system was like.

Today in 1978, your mom traded in 1.75 million green stamps for a toaster.

Thoughts?