So this happened.
I flew to America, and did my first stand-up gig in the USA at #wiseguys , where I told jokes about polygamy and mormons, to a crowd that was at least 50% mormon.

And they loved it.

#comedy

Having a little bit of entropic gravity as a treat

I don't even care if people don't buy my next novella I fucking loved writing it and re-reading it

Don't come at me for this.
But I'm starting to believe the Earth is flat.

#wbthdiary 20/05/2024
Final edits on THE COSMONAUT WHO DIED TWICE

It's #Monday so that can only mean one thing- It's time to plan your #weekend so here's Another fantastic #chorltonartsfestival event if original #comedy & #poetry is your thing & you're local to #Manchester #Monday Motivation

The name's Copter.
Eli Copter.

Writers.

Poems do not need to be true.
Novels do not need to be fictional.

If I say I'm a nice person who cares about things in my twitter bio, nobody will suspect that I am secretly evil.

Adding this to my pile of evidence that poor reading comprehension = narcissistic idiocy, which leads to a belief in other people having godlike powers.

This.

Quite like having a mid-size following on here because it feels massive but at the same time I can actually see all the people I want to see.

If I was following 10k other authors, I no doubt would never see the people I really like again

Felt a bit proud seeing 3 of my show guests from various weeks all perform as part the first weekend of #chorltonartsfestival on the same night RealPhillipCarter & Grant Curnow supporting Chas Chas Frederick & the rest of #splitfrenz band was glad 2B there #Saturday

What's your average chapter length?

My longest chapters are over 15000 words
the shortest can be down to 500

#writers #writingcommunity

On a mountain with John Coon in April, talking of dinosaurs and time and #science and #science fiction. A good time!

Please don't pay the poets it startles them