Just had diarrhoea for the first time in ages and I gotta say I’m still the best to ever do it

Queen I love your pet pics so much but I just noticed from the background you seem to be living in squalor queen?

Awooooooooga

I wish I was her honestly

Husbands at work you know what that means

Eurovision has always sucked. Europeans are perverts and we shouldn’t be giving them the air time.

Do you enter dooby smokers lounge - do you recite the dooby smoker oath “I will always keep my dooby lit”

This will help me immensely

Leave our boys alone

Thank you to common wealth bank Vodafone and APPLE corporation for helping me with all my problems this week I love brands thank you brands

There’s a genocide happening