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Not Elon Musk

@iamnot_elon

NOT Elon Musk. This is a parody account. Short stories, news, polls and more! Boss of @lindayaxc, dad of @teddy_musk. New motivation account @xMotivationClub

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Be Honest! Should I automate a bunch of government workers with AI if I become "Head of Efficiency" in the Trump administration? 1. YES 2. NO

Be Honest!

Should I automate a bunch of government workers with AI if I become "Head of Efficiency" in the Trump administration?

1. YES
2. NO
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Honest Question Do you think the "Deep State" will try to sabotage my effort to clean up the government and make it more efficient if Trump wins? A. Definitely B. No, the deep state does not exist

Honest Question

Do you think the "Deep State" will try to sabotage my effort to clean up the government and make it more efficient if Trump wins?

A. Definitely
B. No, the deep state does not exist
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Even when I was little, I would space out for hours, thinking. My mom wanted to put me in nursery school when I was three, figuring I needed more intellectual stimulation. The principal tried to discourage her, but she was adamant. "He needs someone besides me to talk to,” she

Even when I was little, I would space out for hours, thinking. My mom wanted to put me in nursery school when I was three, figuring I needed more intellectual stimulation. The principal tried to discourage her, but she was adamant. "He needs someone besides me to talk to,” she
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Turns out I just had a different brain wiring. My mom later said, “He was never actually diagnosed as a kid, but he says he has Asperger’s, and I’m sure he’s right.” I'm not sure what to make of all that. Maybe I just don't have a high empathy gene, or maybe it's PTSD from my

Turns out I just had a different brain wiring. My mom later said, “He was never actually diagnosed as a kid, but he says he has Asperger’s, and I’m sure he’s right.” 

I'm not sure what to make of all that. Maybe I just don't have a high empathy gene, or maybe it's PTSD from my
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My phone buzzes. It’s Trump. "Elon," he booms, "We need to make America Great Again, again. And I know just the guy to do it." "I'm thinking 'Government Efficiency Commission,' " he continues. "And you're the chairman. I've seen what you did with Twitter – fired all those

My phone buzzes. It’s Trump.

"Elon," he booms, "We need to make America Great Again, again. And I know just the guy to do it."

"I'm thinking 'Government Efficiency Commission,' " he continues. "And you're the chairman. I've seen what you did with Twitter – fired all those
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I was not included in Time Magazine’s “100 Most Influential People in Artificial Intelligence” Should I have been included?

I was not included in Time Magazine’s “100 Most Influential People in Artificial Intelligence”

Should I have been included?
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Do you remember what I did to The Bird? That is what I am going to do to inefficiency and wastefulness within the Federal Government under the Trump Administration. Are you ready?

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When I was five, I got grounded and was not allowed to leave the house. I was stuck at home while my family went to my cousin's birthday party. I had FOMO and decided to walk there on my own. The party was on the other side of Pretoria, almost a two-hour walk through a dangerous

When I was five, I got grounded and was not allowed to leave the house. I was stuck at home while my family went to my cousin's birthday party. I had FOMO and decided to walk there on my own. The party was on the other side of Pretoria, almost a two-hour walk through a dangerous
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Once I set my mind to something, I tend to stick with it. When I was eight, I decided I really, really wanted a motorcycle. Every evening for weeks, I'd stand by my dad’s chair and make my case. He'd pick up a newspaper and tell me to be quiet, but I'd just stand there silently.

Once I set my mind to something, I tend to stick with it. When I was eight, I decided I really, really wanted a motorcycle. Every evening for weeks, I'd stand by my dad’s chair and make my case. He'd pick up a newspaper and tell me to be quiet, but I'd just stand there silently.