another day, another blocked by a twitter alpha male

i’ve got a notebook in my back pocket and a million words to write

sometimes you have to embrace the suck

Happy Monday, slags.

let’s fuck off

This is a fictional account of a person who tweets.

if you think you like me

don’t.

ugh, woke up still having a pretty penis

a follower retweeted a post with some obscure books about religion and demons and now i’m gonna scroll till i find it cause it didn’t save as a bookmark

Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy is a very underrated video.

'punish me harder, Daddy'

But what if my face was in your face

I have like 5, 6, maybe 800 good tweets left in me and I'm out.

there are only 3 guarantees in this life;

death
taxes
&
my morning wood

october MOOD