Why does the gym have so many weights that would be easier to move with a forklift?

Blazers point guard Scoot Henderson says he chose his '00' jersey number in reference to his favourite kind of Italian flour: "I like to make a lot of Neapolitan-style pizza, and the finer mill on doppio zero allows you to work with much lower hydration levels than standard AP."

As someone who works in a zoo I have a genuine question: Where do we send the animals back to? The forest we destroyed? A country that’s been facing war for decades so you can have whatever device you’re looking at this on? It’s easier to blame zoos than change our behavior.

Aye Ellie The Elephant I found ya man gurl!!

You kids today have no idea how funny “this one time at band camp” was in the early 2000s

Hello, Sharks, I'm offering 10% stake for this vague idea that has 140K likes.

Ian is a true visionary.

I feel like an angry republican when I see the number 0 on a football jersey. get that bullshit off my tv!!!!

Both ruled. The job market after did not, but c'est la vie.

Chimp Crazy is a good show about problems you’ll never have for any reason.

Just found out BYU has a Jewish quarterback. Gonna need a minute.

The US Gov’t should be fully funding every installment of Horizon: An American Saga

Maybe Deion should try coaching the baseball team instead.

hmmm uh oh

This is because we have a left handed quarterback. Unnatural. Against god.

Sitting Bull:

I think we're just bad against teams from Idaho. They're always over there looking at us.