Soup should not be $16 and always spicy.

I bought a King Gizzard ticket so that I can ensure forever that I see them more than any other band ever

This is a private event happening on Oct 21st….msg me if u want in

Crossing guard giving CIA vibes with his ear piece

My brain is being so nice to me today which gives me so much creative room i feel blessed

Can’t tell if it’s just that I’ve been avoiding churches, but I just saw a man outside of one with a sign saying “Pray to end abortion”. overcome with anger. Using self-righteousness and piety to moralize our bodies is the worst. The lowest.

it's transgender awareness month, please write about and cover trans artists while we're still alive and thriving.

Every time we touch, I feel erratic, and everytime we kiss I swear I won’t cry…

This heat waves song is everywhere why

Puppets are chaotic neutral

Instagram is governed by the triple emoji response

Severe respect to the boss I’ve never met who sent out a mass progress email that included “i love you all!”

I’m doing door The Garrison for Just For Laughs and it’s incredible. Come thru for a show or 2!

I’ve always wondered about people who open multiple small yogurts at the same time

My feminism is blazing hot rn seriously come at me. For your own sale, don’t tho.

i play this show

Dr Pepper has entered the chat

Formal submission to @ordinarypeoplememes: that’s why they pay me the big bucks

I am going public with the knowing that liking emily in paris is bad