@imtiazmadmood : A woman reports her husband’s disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, “He’s six feet three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair.” Her friend says, “What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge • TwiDoom

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Outspoken atheist, anti-theist, freethinker, an unapologetic and staunch heretic. I refuse NOT to mock all religions.

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A woman reports her husband’s disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, “He’s six feet three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair.” Her friend says, “What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge

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