In honor of Friday the 13th, I will also be horny & get murdered in an abandoned summer camp.

Happy Caturday 🖤🤘🏻

It’s an edibles and 90s R&B kinda night 🖤✨

you called?

Yesssss 😌

I won’t tell anybody when I win the lottery but there will be signs. :)

*swoon*

Go look at the moon 😍

🖤✨

👵🏻🤘🏻

Gimme all the coffee today. Please and thank you.

I’ve got the next three days off of work 🔥

Ever think the edible didn’t kick in and then you find yourself washing the same dish for 10 minutes?

One is going east and the other is going west. So what? Happy Goodfellas Day 🖤

Anywhere you see this, quote with your favorite white and black selfie

Let’s see those lock screens 👀

Post a picture of you and the character you are in your head. *hair is purely coincidental. I’ve had this hair for over a decade*

I am “have to take a nap to pregame for a night out” years old.

All 9 episodes of Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story and chill?