If I say “the triangle next to the square”

Which order do you visualize them in?

40 days later my shipping issue has been resolved, and insurance has paid out. Finally don’t have a 2000 dollar cloud over my damn head.

I called out of work when I was sick today, please clap. (I don’t get PTO)

If each jump start = 5 dollars, this 60 dollar jump pack has paid for itself. Realistically though my AAA policy gives me like 4 calls a year and costs a pretty penny, so I think the value of each jump start is much higher.

Anyway, I need to figure out this electrical problem

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I’m now offering a free coaching tier: if you play a game with me I will berate you for all your mistakes after the game, free of charge, upon request

Money can’t buy happiness, but It can buy Ernie Ball Music Man StingRay Special 4H Burnt Ends - and that’s a good start

Commandfest SF @ MXP had a 124 person, no proxy, CEDH event that went great yesterday. If this isn't reason enough that every Commandfest should try CEDH, I don't know what is. Let's work on a solution to get this going, happy to help.

Higher - going to FishBowl III Unpopular Opinion? If they had time to explain the loop, then they had time to play it out, win, and tell you about it afterward. In competitive play, you either win in time or lose at the buzzer.

I won the CommandFest: San Francisco 124 person cEDH tournament 🎉

Oh my god, I’ve found another rabbit hole to dive down and my hyper focus is going to destroy me and my wallet.

Sure, sex is great but, you ever buy new socks?

Sparkling Water is the 🐐 beverage.

You ever just think about “Knives Out” too much?

I have a 66 power orc army and a ruthless technomancer in hand. Pls.

POV: you are my phone and I am using you

After figuring out that the hearing aid people would send me new ear wires for free, I am happy to say that these new ones fit much better and don’t pinch my ears