Apparently, Donald J. Trump was golfing with Olly Murs…

The Count & Oscar telling you how many actual assassination attempts there's been on Trump…

BREAKING! America 🤷‍♂️🤪

Someone just burst a balloon 30 miles away from Donald Trump…don't worry, he's safe and well.

Bears are shitting in woods everywhere…

🎶Dreaming about the day when I can see you there My side By my side…🎶❤️ open.spotify.com/track/1HA7LCzD…

What idiot called it a sandwich and not inbread?

I'm guessing because Trump told him to be there 🤷‍♂️

Ignoring the fact his dad's set both of them up, how thick do you have to be to have the conversation 5 times? Next time your dad arranges something, get them all together and just do it once 👍

If you defended the Tories & Reform, you don't get to be outraged at the morality of other parties. Morals don't have a political affiliation, so you can take your pinned tweets of Johnson & Farage & go fuck yourself🖕 For the morally consistent; as you were 😊

Personally, I find death/bomb threats & riots because of deliberate lies perpetuated by greedy, self serving, egotistical & power hungry wankers mildly more troubling. Locking them up is fine by me.

Surprised I found this tweet…

Basically, Morrissey is behaving like the prick everyone now knows him to be…

10 years since the Independence vote. Despite it not being about an individual, I still maintain that, in the final week, if Alex Salmond had announced he was resigning regardless of the outcome, we'd be nearing the 10th anniversary of an Independent Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Crieff for a walk today. Ross the goat (or it could've been Joey or Chandler. I'm not too sure) wasn't to happy to see me though 🤷‍♂️🐐🌞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Liam Gallagher finds singing live so easy, he can do it with 2 hands tied behind his back…

I've said it before & I'll say it again. Trump's simple. He wants money & power & doesn't have any opinions that can't be bought. Vance, on the other hand, is a dangerous, unhinged lunatic who thinks he's on a mission to save the USA. He's the one we really need to worry about

Mornin' 👋 Thursday's going OK so far 😊

People who hang bags full of dog shit on trees…your place must be absolutely fucking stinking at Christmas 💩🎄