How to Wrap Your Pussy in Foil and Put It In The Fridge Since No One’s Eating It: ow.ly/3JNR50JQXXu

Me: Patrick Mahomes can win throwing to anyone

The Chiefs WRs:

I hate doing taxes. It combines my two least favorite things: doing math, and facing the consequences of my actions

I had to battle the last Jasmine Pierce to get this handle. Good luck to you.

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but Garrett Bush wants to talk about.

Please don’t share the video of the Damar Hamlin play. Share this because we are all Praying for him and his family.

Today my boss said, “I don’t really like collard greens. They’re too bitter.”

I replied, “Just say the N-word!”

So let me know if you hear of any job openings!

I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa One day someone will credit Jasmine Pierce for this 😢

Y’all so mad Kim Kardashian killed this in a way you ain’t see coming 😂

Kim Kardashian West’s Monologue!

Great mono job Jasmine Pierce #SNL

I wrote this sketch with Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, and the unending support of Alison Gates and Streeter Seidell!

Kim Kardashian, you crushed it! Thank you for everything.

did it hurt? when u went to nyu

Him: “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
Me, trying to get dick:

Zachary Petrizzo with curb theme

the way this video went so left OMFG.

Mike Myers will play seven brand new characters in The Pentaverate, a limited series he created about a secret society who have been working to influence world events since 1347.

Ken Jeong, Keegan-Michael Key, Debi Mazar, Richard McCabe, Jennifer Saunders, & Lydia West co-star

sadly i do think my last words will be 'not me dying'

It’s The Ooli Show!

People are speculating about what killed Prince Philip, but I'm way more curious about what kind of unholy shit they were using to keep him alive that long.