Well I guess I’m 20 now. 🤯

Footage of me being dragged to the gym has leaked. So embarrassing

🤙 get rekt. still out the dumb $15 chargeback fee but whatever.

Listen to cops. Don’t care who you think you are 🤯

Mine are better. And it’s a plaid. 🤩

Utah schools are having a hard time explaining this to students apparently.

NEW: Country star Luke Bryan slips and falls during performance & then tells his production crew to put the fall on the big screen so he could watch a replay of it.

Well played.

Bryan, who appeared to be okay besides a bruise on his elbow, slipped on someone's smart phone…

It’s so annoying having to shop around to get approved 😩

Didn’t work today besides handling some support tickets. Kinda upset about it but also was up until 4am. Guess I’ll do some stuff tomorrow. Super fortunate to have such a flexible schedule but at the same time I need routine to get things done efficiently 😑

at this rate when my lease is up ill be able to get another for $5 🥹

Insane.

How is anyone buying a new car considering anything else by this?

They replaced my windshield under warranty. Had to approve a $1700 estimate but they didn’t charge me a thing. 😍

Students walked out of Nebo School District in Utah to protest the school for allowing 'furries' to t*rrorize other students.

Students claim that the furries bite them, bark at them, and pounce on them without repercussion. However, if they defend themselves in any way, they get…

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Love paying for my schooling out of pocket and then paying for this clowns as well. Skill issue dude

you: i use Claude 3 Opus for coding
me: i use the Amazon Shopping app for coding

They have the balls to do this. I wish I did… sometimes. Customers are hard 💀😂

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Everyone's quotes are making me tear up... I can't cry at work! 🥹 I can't wait to listen to #GeneralConference