If you get a text from me or a DM from an account with a weird username and my picture asking you for money, honestly just send it - that’s a lot of effort and it might actually be me

If my tech company were failing I would absolutely, without question, start positioning myself as a 'Woke has gone too far' guy. Would happen within 24 hours.

I am being persecuted right now :(

Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

My personal favorite bit in this post is still “Imagine if the apple you were eating for breakfast had 291 ingredients, or if the car you drove to work had 291 parts. You’d be worried, wouldn’t you?” because everyone corrected me right out of the gate. Fish in a barrel.

The owner of this website is a fairly extreme reactionary conservative and no one seems to want to admit it

Nothing more humiliating than a coworker showing up on the same flight and being in a better boarding group than you

The personal cost of missing a flight (money + stress + whatever) is pretty substantial but is it really more than ~1hr × the number of flights of I’ve ever taken (the total cost I’ve spent avoiding it)?

I’d rather the “singles in your area are looking for you” ads than whatever the hell is on here now. At least those had beautiful women in them

I think my frustration with e/acc is that it *could* be this really awesome discussion of sociology and scifi but instead it’s people who think slavery and a lower age of consent are urgently required to terraform saturn

In my culture (New Jersey) it is a sign of great respect to go to brooklyn

the thing I love about elon musk is he doesn’t give a flying fr*ck what people think of him 🤣

Tech reactionaries don’t like Wikipedia because Wikipedia doesn’t make money off clicks and they can’t spend money to cover up or obfuscate unfortunate facts about their friends and investments

I don’t do this often but my friend taylor just released a new album and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out to support her 🙏