might treat myself to a massage later this month for my birthday

nothing can prepare you for the reaction you’ll have to yourself when you’re looking at home decor items and think “oh, that brand makes good rugs”

did some good ones tonight

wow I do not want to do four hours of nails tonight

very cool (sickening) that if you share a story about how a guy is being abusive to you like ten women will reach out and tell you they experienced the same exact thing with someone else. what the fuck

These protesting students are somehow both spoiled rich kids that can’t afford bike locks and $20 tents, joining movements for sex yet not getting laid, fully fledged adults that should suffer lifelong career consequences while being immature children without fully formed brains

3 years with this doofus baby today. please enjoy these photos of her showing her true character at the shelter and enjoying her favorite hobby (being lazy under 5 blankets). she is proof that to be loved is to be changed. she is a good dog and I love her.

NO YOU DON’T!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!

Man I am having a BAD fucking time with life the past few weeks

hahahahahhahahah my nail lamp stopped working mid-service, very glad that I have a backup but COME ON what is my life lately

'she must smell my dog' no she's actually a lovergirl who is obsessed with every human she meets and you are her best friend now

Fuck, my landlord just let us know he sold the building, I am going to scream

hello darkness my old friend (ordering perfume samples)

hot take but I feel like society teaching girls (me) when they were young that their worth hinges on whether they have a man and how skinny they are may not have been so great for us (me)

Yeah and I wouldn’t do a set with the thin blue line.

Work boundaries are important, it’s her business, she can do what she wants and is communicating it up front so there’s no questions.

“A nail tech” yeah weird, we have our own sets of values like everyone else

No windows, dated open floor plan, mismatched ugly front facade and the entire interior looks like a commercial kitchen, don’t think a fence is the issue. (that said jfc I would kill for this price here)

the top gun beach volleyball scene but with the challengers score

god I wish that were me

chewy i love you for the ~sustainability of putting everything from the order in one box but in what world can my noodle arms carry a 56lb large rectangle box up three flights of stairs without feeling like i am gonna topple over

so tired of being exhausted physically, mentally, emotionally like ugh when do things get cool and fun again