If you give head to your landlord, you can exhale very powerfully and fill his penis with Sha (dark energy). That will typically neutralize him immediately. Hope this helps

This is what I am doing in the Starbucks bathroom right now 🙌 So healing, so deepening and so really 😍

I’m the kind of attorney that needs like 10-15 mg of THC a day

I got my MFA in Poetry and Psycholgogy at the Harvard, and I am sharing a new poem below: Juicy Exquisite Science Science Incredible

Whenever I enter the Starbucks, I ask everyone to leave while I finger the milks, testing them for off flavors and “shaa,” a dark energy that I invented that has taken the world by storm.

Imogen Heap trained me at chipotle the day I worked there. “Just HEAP the beans on there!” She said with a wink, “heap heap heap, I am imogen heap!” She’d sing. Her music always meant so much to me

This family recipe came from a time of profound darkness in my past, when my mama and papa would literally shoot me with guns so I would go to sleep. — BUFFALO RANCH DICKETY DIP NACHOS WITH “ooh now that’s my shizz” SAUCE — Ingredients:

At Stanford i learned about science and when to let go of insecurity.

DO NOT EAT THE TIKKA MASALA FROM CVS

My boyfriend gauged his ears and I am hoping he gauges his balls too 😍 so handsome and so interesting

Trump just came out as gay

I am [email protected], which is my New official email bc I am an attorney now

My nipples are HUGE! *audience applauds and cheers* So when TEDx Amherst invited me to speak about fast casual dining, I knew I needed to show up with the hard facts.

Hi? Respect me later?

Scary.com where I get my election info

NASA is begging me to become their next perfect tits and personality astronaut, sadly I have to decline, too busy with self care

Ugly

I’m only 22 but I’m pretty much more mature than Ghandi. That’s what happens when u do molly at 14 and study psychology in your free time. Side note, Also looking for remote work