Kudos to the organizers of the #Neutrino2024 conference for putting together what promises to be a fantastic child care program: neutrino2024.org/childcare-serv…. I hope many participants will use it, and that it will set an example for other scientific meetings.

Solid-state nuclear clocks could soon be a reality as physicists excite transition in thorium-229 ow.ly/HbWV50RiN7I

This morning, I learned the sad news that Boris Kayser has passed away. He was a pioneer of neutrino physics, a cornerstone of US particle physics, a fantastic teacher and mentor, and a wonderful collaborator and friend. Godspeed, Boris! (Image credit: Fermilab)

Come and do science with us in Mainz! Johannes Gutenberg University Mainz (Mainz University) is looking for a Professor in Theoretical Elementary Particle Physics: karriere.uni-mainz.de/professuren/.

the replies to this post are gold for anyone who loves or hates the English language.

🔎 Today the LIGO - Virgo - KAGRA Gravitational Wave Observatory Collaboration published a paper on the first exceptional gravitational wave event from the first half of the fourth observing run, GW230529! (1/4)

Infographics by:
Shanika Galaudage / Observatoire de la Côte d'Azur

Last minute postdoc position in our awesome group! academicjobsonline.org/ajo/jobs/27447

I was already having one of my best conference experiences ever, until they totally surprised me at the end with this reward. Thank you Karri DiPetrillo Larry Lee Prof. *Dr.* Nausheen R. Shah Dr Sally Shaw for the amazing conference and the fantastic surprise 😊😊

Deadline approaching: Next Monday, 25.03.2024! MITP summer school on “Crosslinks of Early Universe Cosmology” in Mainz.

Very excited for next week's workshop:

Dark Matter Beyond the Weak Scale (Dark Matter beyond the Weak Scale)
beyondwimps.com
conference.ippp.dur.ac.uk/event/1289/ove…

Welcoming a group of amazing speakers to sunny Durham!

Juri Smirnov 🌻 Ed Hardy IPPP Durham

The CERN Theory Group is looking for a permanent staff member in Lattice Gauge theory: smartrecruiters.com/CERN/743999970….

#arXiv My Favorite Math Jokes arxiv.org/abs/2403.01010
“I have more than 400 jokes there. In this paper, which is an extended version of my talk at the G4G15, I would like to present 66 of them.”

Q: can you make a detector that's sensitive to single gravitons? how about shot noise in a squeezed GW?
A: yes.

Q: ok, then if you see a signal, would that prove that gravity is quantized?
A: no.

w/ Valerie Domcke and Nick Rodd CERN (short detail 🧵)

arxiv.org/abs/2308.12988

👇👇👇these apply to jobs in theoretical particle physics as well!

It's that time of year when I receive many emails from students looking for doctoral positions. Just for transparency, here are some #protips for finding a hep-ex doctoral position in Europe, specifically focusing on the LHC #phdlife #particlephysics #AcademicTwitter

The LISA gravitational wave observatory is happening!

Applications are now open for the NuSTEC summer school at CERN from June 5-13: indico.cern.ch/e/nustec-schoo…. Lectures will cover calculations and measurements of neutrino-nucleus cross section, as well as related topics.

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I think it’s super nice to get a personal email explaining why you didn’t make the cut for a position.
I do acknowledge that it’s probably a lot of work for the hiring committee but still it’s super cool to get the feedback.

CERN is looking for two more Staff Members in Theoretical Physics, one in Lattice QCD (smrtr.io/hFW6b), one in quantum computing/simulation (smrtr.io/hFW5G). These 5-year positions are suitable for junior faculty, or for senior scientists on a leave of absence.