Yes!

It means someone who might play for a baseball team called the Milwaukee Brewers got a face injury. You’re welcome.

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The doctor won't see you now... or anytime this month.

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Save lives for Martyn!

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British voters will be familiar with the cursed 52/48 ratio.

I feel attacked

Rishi Sunak very keen to distinguish between a £10 million Tory donor saying a black MP should be shot, and “extremists trying to hijack democracy” 🤔

It’s not Jesus but SOMEBODY is stayin alive

Just looking at this makes my neck hurt

Problem for Rishi Sunak is that Lee Anderthal wasn’t made Deputy Chairman in the first place despite his views but BECAUSE of them, to tip the wink to other angry bigots that ‘we’re thinking what you’re thinking’.

Judging by the diction and demeanour, she’s absolutely mashed.

As the ASCL’s Geoff Barton says, it’s a non-policy for a non-problem. Because all the Tories really want to do is bait gammons out to polling stations. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

Don’t Take That

The first Neuralink patient is reportedly doing fine.

I like it when Duolingo gets dark

If you messed up today, just remember this bit of taxidermy.