Just saw a box of cereal on SALE for $6.99, down from $9.99. How are people… eating?

Im having a “what if it all works out?” kind of year.

The lack of platforms like MTV, VH1, etc. really is contributing to this huge disconnect with younger consumers and legacy acts that wasn’t this glaring in previous generations. We, speaking as an older millennial, were so tuned in to older acts that came decades before us.

And on the beach at 8 w a drink in hand lol

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

I have been waiting for this to return!

Well she COULD wait too!

“the presidency is the most stressful job in the world” okay well that’s kinda fucking disrespectful to elphaba standbys…

Unfortunately, Renée Elise Goldsberry could not be nominated for her performance as Wickie Roy because there are no categories sufficient enough to describe her work in Girls5Eva. They briefly considered nominated her for "Best" but every man in television would have exploded.

leaving peacock for the first time in 2 weeks to see what the other apps have going on

every Saturday is a chance to find a creative new way to spend $350

just got an apple music subscription and i’m hearing sounds i’ve never before bro spotify what the fuck

Realizing I grew up in the perfect time to be a kid and am now growing up in the worst time to be an adult.

Beyoncé riding home from the DNC after changing her mind in the parking lot:

Dear Black Men Who Searching For Reason To Not Like Kamala Harris Look Your Daughters Or Nieces In Their Face & Tell Them It’ll Be Men Like Yourself. Who Are Going To Question Their Blackness, Their Resume & Their Existence! If They Ever Try To Do The Impossible In This Country!!

FWIW that day is today and any day since it dropped, queen!

once every three-ish months i have a medical need to watch people sit in little closets divided by screens and fall in love without ever seeing each other and then get engaged and meet for the first time and immediately hate one another

Just to say it... The English Teacher is nothing like Abbott Elementary. Totally different story, tone and style. There can be more than one show about teachers y'all. 😅

The onion has been tweeting this for at least a decade. Let that sink in.