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Joseph Gellman

@joseph_gellman

Policy Analyst at DeHavilland. Interested in politics, philosophy, darts, and football. Tweets of a sub-par standard (He/Him)

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calendar_today20-02-2017 19:02:33

16,8K Tweets

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The year is 2029, we have 5 more years to save the West. Liz Truss is arguing that we must now abolish the House of Commons, ITV 3, the Open University, and DFS

No one is reported to have read her book

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Reading this on public transport, but shaking my head every 2 minutes so that everyone knows I have an IQ above 60

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We need to start shaming people for posting harmless and personal screenshots of strangers without their consent

It’s incredibly creepy

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Do moderate Labour members/voters have any sort of defence on the party’s current stance on trans rights? It’s incredibly concerning from an allegedly progressive party

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I actually think life must be significantly more fun and full of wonder when you genuinely believe nonsense like this

It’s like being 7 and believing in ghosts

I actually think life must be significantly more fun and full of wonder when you genuinely believe nonsense like this It’s like being 7 and believing in ghosts
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Another average man is stuck in the same time loop, but has to beat Tyson Fury in a boxing match. Who gets out of the loop first?

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Is Israel Committing “Genocide” or indiscriminately killing Palestinians in Gaza?

I’m tired of people going through this discussion without any accompanying facts or logic so I’m going to put some thoughts into one thread and people can decide for themselves.

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Starmer: The regional inequality spotted by Johnson was real, and we are actually going to act on solving it, unlike the Tories

I’m sure the far left are having a very normal response to this announcement

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You don’t feel old, then you realise it’s been half a decade since you went to Durham for the offer holder day

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Can’t wait for a clout chasing account to quote this with the typical “but you’re the president” then get 100k likes

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