I’ve been forced back on Twitter to keep tabs on the #StanleyCup . Here we go...

I like to tweet every year or so...

Just hanging out at the office #MinionsBoxes

October baseball stresses me out! #comebackcards

Bob Cassilly was St. Louis' ambassador to the universe: bit.ly/qBmti2

That was the longest inning of my life. Time for a comeback! #stlcards

I HATE listening to people eat. All the gross mouth noises and breathing make my skin crawl..

New phone. Viva la Blackberry!

Are you kidding? Casey Anthony jury has reached a verdict - baltimoresun.com baltimoresun.com/news/nation-wo…

Headache + men working on roof above my desk = Long Friday : (

Must see pictures before the world ends http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/pictures-you-need-to-see-before-the-world-ends

I wish I was going to Bark in the Park on Sat., but I am going to a walk at the Zoo on Sunday. Fingers crossed for no rain!

RT Jeff Rainford Randy Grim deserves our gratitude, not criticism. Irresponsible pet owners are the problem. Stray Rescue is a solution.

What a beautiful day for Mother's Day! Finally the sun on my day off! Woot!

Just wait. Wedding turns into a bloodbath.
RT @RobKutner Watching BBC this morning, saw most boring episode of 'Game of Thrones' ever.

Check out HelloGiggles mother's day video for teleflora! http://say.ly/nlshZ8

#RoyalWedding makes me happy. Mine will get this much media attention, too. Right? We'll send a press release...

@WthrmnSlaugher is not joking around. It is hailing! Yuk!

Rain, rain go away. Our backyard looks like a jungle!

St. Louisans- Don't forget to vote today!