hot take but indiscriminately killing anyone based on their ethnicity, race, religion, sex, orientation, or national origin is actually bad and no one should do it

I feel like 11 is coming soon

good morning i am everyone’s problem today

can i get an oily boob video for my birthday this year

i made him chicken parm and he made me cum four times in the shower. fair trade imo

Being bisexual just means losing your virginity twice

can’t wait to tell my psychiatrist that emotionally i feel a rogue dildo after a tornado

the most expensive part of having a toddler is all the fucking fruit they eat

shot and chaser

if you blindly support ****** I will block you just saying

about once a month I end up bullying a price of shit man off social media and I think that’s just my hobby now

LFG!!!!

I had to fight for 6 months to get the hospital bill for having my son down from $30k to $4k to $410 just btw

jerry is right! there’s another article where he goes into great detail about the 17 types of jokes you can’t say on tv so google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” ASAP

who wants to be my hot girl apprentice

date idea: foot job under the table at chilis