confused as to why this man isn’t on every morning news segment going

In 2004, Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called 'Strut' in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is 'me wan da poonani.'

Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview

Myself & Legend KB🪞 are working up our first ever stand up hours in the same evening! West End Comedy A TREAT of experimentation & discovery. Come be part of the dig for GOLD with us!? Tickets are cheap. Mayhem guaranteed 😜
🥳🔥🙏🏽✊🏽💋 See you there!
westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/kemah-bo…

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

aww thank you -

the FOC IT UP! UK 🥳 podcast was truly a labor of love. So much love but also sooo much labor.

It wasn’t sustainable for me BUT we’re still recording our live shows in case we get the £££ support to get started again 🙏🏾💗

Thanks British Comedy Guide for running this feature on my pod Fist Of Firsts

A few things I learned chatting to Jon Richardson Zoe Lyons Richard K Herring Seann Walsh Adil Ray OBE Geoff Norcott KB🪞 and Hannah Byczkowski The Traitors WINNER!!!❤️

find the pod here pod.link/rxAbPJ

comedy.co.uk/pro/features/t…

brb extremely busy putting the PRO in procrastinate

never change UK, never change 👑

Slavery was legal, apartheid was legal, even colonialism was legal. Because something is legal does not mean it’s right. Legality is not a matter of morals, it’s a matter of power.

dogs really be walking around barefoot. they are so brave.

7 years ago, I wrote a small piece about a man who was falsely accused of a crime.

A few days later, I got an anonymous telling me to look up the woman they called “the evilest white woman on earth.”

What happened next is the absolute wildest story you’ll ever hear

A thread

Daily affirmations are so important

Reparations for the descendants of enslaved Black Americans are owed for slavery and systemic oppression after.

weird way to find out I’m a celeb

Much excellence* heading to Brighton Fringe May-June, go see!

* e.g. Alexander Bennett - @ Soho Theatre 29/30th April, Alex Kealy, Caroline Mabey, Duncan Brothers, Jade Gebbie 🦩 🏳️‍🌈, Jen Ives, Jonathan Oldfield, Kathy Maniura, KB🪞, Luke Rollason, Ruth Hunter Comedy, Sian Davies *Best in Class*, Sam See ⑅ 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈, Stephen Catling, Ted Hill...

BREAKING: Officials working in the Department for Business and Trade have threatened to stop working over UK arms sales to Israel

Sky's Matthew Thompson has the latest from Westminster ⬇️

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she caught the earthquake during a grwm

Micky Overman Jin Hao Kemah Bob and Charlie George

📆 Mon 29nd April
⏱ Doors 7.15pm | Show 7.45pm
🎟 £7 westendcomedy.co.uk/shows/kemah-bo…
👤 KB🪞 Charlie George 🤘🏽💥