Coming back to twitter only to find Josh “Ship-a-ton Judge” Holtz 💪🚀🍕 is very witty and been using me for likes.

In truth, I am giving Twitter another try to let out sarcasm so I feel less like the auto response that I have become in emails.

If my love of donuts is ever questioned I will tell the story of today. The day I went to a 1 year old’s birthday party in a thunderstorm in a park pavilion.

Sometimes I am so grateful that “bite your tongue” is just a phrase and not a literal action that must be taken.

Sometimes you are bouldering and sometimes you are just playing a game of human plinko.

How much longer before it becomes professionally acceptable to just respond to emails with GIFs?

Rather than a ball drop for NYE, Indiana will be dropping a giant, lighted Perogi from a crane. Stay Classy. #midwestsketch #onlyinthearmpit

I see enough countdowns to the Game of Thrones on social media that I have found myself using it as my wedding countdown rather than looking at my wedding website.

I work at a construction firm in the Chicago suburbs and we are currently looking to hire a Project Engineer/Project Manager for our modular and architectural department. DM me with any interest or referrals. RTs appreciated. Thanks!

The cool cousins! instagram.com/p/rx5VHKmygU/

My favorite lady! instagram.com/p/rx8peRmyl4/

Now that's what they call a view! instagram.com/p/sU5TRLmytd/

The only team to beat the Seahawks and Patriots this year: Kansas City Chiefs

Huge thanks to the team at Elm Creek Apartments for helping me dig my car out this morning!

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@gannonam probably right or we would have had them deliver to Jimmy John's. #bestofbothworlds

My friends know me well. #makeitwork #dreambig instagram.com/p/BP28PmeDeah2…