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Kristen Mag

@kristenmag

As a child I was silent. Now I’m finally letting all the words out. #TeamReality Artist | Writer | Thinker | Occasional wit

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You cannot convince me that expansive, ugly solar farms are better for the environment than the vibrant native trees they uproot.

This is sad, and so gross.

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I turn 50 today!

I will not be invisible
Too stubborn to be fragile

I speak bolder than I spoke as a child
I swim stronger than I swam in my teens
I fear less than I feared in my twenties
I feel better than I felt in my thirties
I move more than I moved in my forties

50 is a

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Four years ago :: Governor Inslee reopened parks, hiking trails, fishing, and golf in WA state.

But there were heavy caveats + stern warnings that if we did not comply with his orders, he would close the outdoors again. What an abusive monster.

2020 was just…insanely stupid.

Four years ago :: Governor Inslee reopened parks, hiking trails, fishing, and golf in WA state. But there were heavy caveats + stern warnings that if we did not comply with his orders, he would close the outdoors again. What an abusive monster. 2020 was just…insanely stupid.
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Ok but — even though tiny stowaway snakes are legit terrifying — we should still get rid of the TSA nonsense.

Just send us through a metal detector <and snake detector> and voilà! All good.

Ok but — even though tiny stowaway snakes are legit terrifying — we should still get rid of the TSA nonsense. Just send us through a metal detector <and snake detector> and voilà! All good.
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No part of Agriculture is the problem! But the elites don’t want to sacrifice and actually live like I live to keep the climate healthy!
I Call Bullshit on them!!🪓

No part of Agriculture is the problem! But the elites don’t want to sacrifice and actually live like I live to keep the climate healthy! I Call Bullshit on them!!🪓
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I agree with this — legislating “hate speech” is a terrible idea.

Enforce the laws that are already in place. Those laws are enough.

I agree with this — legislating “hate speech” is a terrible idea. Enforce the laws that are already in place. Those laws are enough.
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Will these students take a final exam as an objective measure of subject matter proficiency? No.

But will they at least come away with a robust understanding of the course material that serves to fortify the overall value of their liberal arts degree? Also no.

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From the hangry protesters in Hamilton Hall to the future half mill kegger at UNC to the easily deflected college students wielding garbage can shields to the unifying chant of 'F Joe Biden', this has been a banner week for American higher education.

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This week my college kid texted to say she had fun making crafts and petting therapy dogs on campus.

Last month it was goat yoga.

Not long ago I would’ve rolled my eyes at this sort of coddling, but after seeing the chaos at other schools recently…

I AM 100% OK WITH THIS!!!

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I encountered two snakes while hiking through the forest this afternoon and oh that reminds me we really need to vote out Biden and Kamala!

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