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Kurtiss E

@kurtiss_e

The Politest Rapper

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217 Followers

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Jealousy Rap Don't be jealous/ Of other people/ Even if they stole your girlfriend/ Hearts are breaki- ...I can't finish my raps tonight y'all. I'm just not feelin it right now. SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU, BE COURTEOUS, AND DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S GIRLFRIENDS! Word

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Be On Time Rap If you're meeting someone, don't be late/ If you're not on time, you just make people wait/ The same goes for appointments and going to work/ If you're late all the time, people will think you're a jerk. Listen to my rhyme about being on time. Word

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Texts & Emails Rap When someone sends you a text or email/ You didn't reply? At politeness you fail/ Leaving people hanging is straight disrespectful/ That behavior in my book, is straight up dreadful/ If you make a habit of not replying/ That's rude, cuz. I'm not lying. Word.

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Don't Play Pranks Playing tricks/ Doing pranks/ Makes me sick/ No thanks/ Only suckers would play a joke on a friend/ If you play a hoax on me, our friendship will end/ It's not nice or polite to do these things/ My name is Kurtiss E, and this is the song I sing. Word.

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Don't Over Eat at Thanksgiving Rap Eating too much can make your tummy ache, So be careful at dinner how much food you take, It's not polite to take or eat too much, Emotional eating can really be a crutch. Wasting food is also bad, Tell all your friends & your mom & dad Word

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Be Nice On Christmas Rap When visiting your family, You got to be nice on Christmas Eve, Don't tweet mean things about your mom & dad, Or your aunts and uncles or cousin Brad, If you have to tweet about your parents and such, Just tweet that you love them all very much! Word.

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Quarantine Rap To avoid getting Covid-19 Stay inside and keep your hands clean When you go out, stay 6 feet apart It's called social distancing, so play it smart When taking a walk for a block or a mile Remember there ain't no rules against flashing a smile Be polite! Word

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Don't Complain On Twitter Rap Complaining on Twitter seems just fine But do u think people want to hear u whine? About a business, a product, or a high price Just flip the script & tweet something nice! I don't want 2 preach or get in a fight It's not that hard 2 be polite Word

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Aging Gracefully Rap It's very polite 2 age with grace Grey hairs & wrinkles all over the place Broken hips and walkers, living in a home Sharing your words of wisdom wherever u roam There's no such thing as a fountain of youth We're all getting older and that's the truth Word

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Covid-19 Rap I lost my best friend to Covid-19 The deadliest virus the world has ever seen My best friend wasn't a woman or a man It was doing live shows for all of my fans Now I must rap from home While you stay home too And I'll do polite raps for you on Zoom. Stay Home! Word

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No Shoe Policy Rap Take off your shoes It ain't hard You got mud on your feet From the backyard Let the homeowner choose For you to discard Your shoes from the street Or the Boulevard You could have something nasty on your shoes Be polite, you got nothing to lose! Word.

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Don't raise your voice rap If you lose your patience, don't yell It makes everyone around you scared as he🏒🏒 Take a deep breath, and calm down Get control of your emotions, smile don't frown Now you're the king of cool town Not a clown So take your crown Verb & noun. Word

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Covid Is Real rap Yo Covid deniers are wack Millions of deaths have been tracked You don't want the vaxx Because you're stupid 2 the max You say u want your freedom But I say that's just dumb Don't hesitate To vaccinate Do your part Word