Jealousy Rap
Don't be jealous/
Of other people/
Even if they stole your girlfriend/
Hearts are breaki-
...I can't finish my raps tonight y'all. I'm just not feelin it right now.
SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU, BE COURTEOUS, AND DON'T STEAL OTHER PEOPLE'S GIRLFRIENDS!
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Be On Time Rap
If you're meeting someone, don't be late/
If you're not on time, you just make people wait/
The same goes for appointments and going to work/
If you're late all the time, people will think you're a jerk.
Listen to my rhyme about being on time.
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Texts & Emails Rap
When someone sends you a text or email/
You didn't reply? At politeness you fail/
Leaving people hanging is straight disrespectful/
That behavior in my book, is straight up dreadful/
If you make a habit of not replying/
That's rude, cuz.
I'm not lying.
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Don't Play Pranks
Playing tricks/
Doing pranks/
Makes me sick/
No thanks/
Only suckers would play a joke on a friend/
If you play a hoax on me, our friendship will end/
It's not nice or polite to do these things/
My name is Kurtiss E, and this is the song I sing.
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Don't Over Eat at Thanksgiving Rap
Eating too much can make your tummy ache,
So be careful at dinner how much food you take,
It's not polite to take or eat too much,
Emotional eating can really be a crutch.
Wasting food is also bad,
Tell all your friends & your mom & dad
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Be Nice On Christmas Rap
When visiting your family,
You got to be nice on Christmas Eve,
Don't tweet mean things about your mom & dad,
Or your aunts and uncles or cousin Brad,
If you have to tweet about your parents and such,
Just tweet that you love them all very much!
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Quarantine Rap
To avoid getting Covid-19
Stay inside and keep your hands clean
When you go out, stay 6 feet apart
It's called social distancing, so play it smart
When taking a walk for a block or a mile
Remember there ain't no rules against flashing a smile
Be polite!
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Don't Complain On Twitter Rap
Complaining on Twitter seems just fine
But do u think people want to hear u whine?
About a business, a product, or a high price
Just flip the script & tweet something nice!
I don't want 2 preach or get in a fight
It's not that hard 2 be polite
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Aging Gracefully Rap
It's very polite 2 age with grace
Grey hairs & wrinkles all over the place
Broken hips and walkers, living in a home
Sharing your words of wisdom wherever u roam
There's no such thing as a fountain of youth
We're all getting older and that's the truth
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Covid-19 Rap
I lost my best friend to Covid-19
The deadliest virus the world has ever seen
My best friend wasn't a woman or a man
It was doing live shows for all of my fans
Now I must rap from home
While you stay home too
And I'll do polite raps for you on Zoom.
Stay Home!
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No Shoe Policy Rap
Take off your shoes
It ain't hard
You got mud on your feet
From the backyard
Let the homeowner choose
For you to discard
Your shoes from the street
Or the Boulevard
You could have something nasty on your shoes
Be polite, you got nothing to lose!
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Don't raise your voice rap
If you lose your patience,
don't yell
It makes everyone around you scared as he🏒🏒
Take a deep breath,
and calm down
Get control of your emotions,
smile don't frown
Now you're the king of cool town
Not a clown
So take your crown
Verb & noun.
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Covid Is Real rap
Yo Covid deniers are wack
Millions of deaths have been tracked
You don't want the vaxx
Because you're stupid 2 the max
You say u want your freedom
But I say that's just dumb
Don't hesitate
To vaccinate
Do your part
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