my plants watching me drink my third iced coffee and I’ve forgotten to water them for the weeks

So, I'm walking home from the gym yesterday, and this demon twink yells 'hot…hot…HOT!' at me from his friend's van. so aggressive - but I’ll take it!

really wanna make out someone’s dad rn

cats don’t need a 12 step skin care routine because they’re naturally beautiful

have you considered cookies and cream icecream?

sometimes you just gotta lie on the floor of your living room eating pizza like it’s an apple and think about big dicks

my bf keeps playing espresso

uwu

just installed a bidet and turned my bathroom into a DIY waterpark 💦😳

every queer friend group

I need him in a room where there are no others

all I want is to be thrown through a wall

taylor swift released a song called fortnite?????

ditto

“I mean, you can just block them if you’re not having fun.” - me to myself when I blocked oomf for grifting his problematic podcast

which one?

my physiotherapist told me to cat cow

do any of you like… carrying guys in league…. i liked overwatch but it’s kinda dead now, and don’t get me wrong but i’m such a dva main, but i am not sure how popular it is…