Liam Bright
@lastpositivist
Aspiring philosopher; tolerable human; "amusing combination of sardonic detachment & literally all the feelings felt entirely unironically all at once" [he/his]
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07-05-2011 16:36:35
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Liam Bright All I'm learning from this graph is that Americans have insufficient experience with geese
Liam Bright the archetypal italian is a short plumber, who moonlights as a radio repairman, makes the trains run on time, while complaining about broken pasta
Liam Bright My personal conspiracy theory is no one does it and they simply materialize, like the spontaneous generation of maggots