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Lauren Lee Smith

@lololeereverie

✑ historical horror/western writer::from smalltown norcal::mama of wildlings::history dork::existential dread gold medalist:: words in @foliolitjournal

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Are muscles unattractive and unfeminine on women, or do certain demographics benefit historically from making women feel weak and in need of protection? 🤔💪🏼

Are muscles unattractive and unfeminine on women, or do certain demographics benefit historically from making women feel weak and in need of protection? 🤔💪🏼
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After growing up with a parent as a therapist and studying psychology in college, I have decided to reject the western psychological model of mental illness. It was created by boring ppl to shame and isolate those overwhelmed by the sads or the worries and panics from the (very

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Getting closer to the annual festival where people try to hide their misogyny in the mockery of cinnamon and nutmeg 🎃

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I’m no prude but it seems like modern bikini bottoms have the fabric on the lower back only now and the ass is 100 percent out? Is that what we are doing now? Full, complete and total ass exposure?

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Watching all the top rated horror (according to Rotten Tomatoes) because I missed some good ones in my baby-raising years, and last night I watched Thanksgiving (84%!). I am reminded of how some horror just makes everyone look like they’re made out of melted candle wax and

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I’ve decided my ancestral dna is behind the fact that every time I try to cook a “healthy” recipe, I murmur over my stove “Hmm this just really needs 1-2 tablespoons of butter and some heavy cream.. maybe some bacon and clearly that is not enough salt.”

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Some people want to be a famous author for the fortune and glory: I just want to get to the point where I no longer have to write a synopsis.

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Would love to see this go away. Wild that violence against women has become such a tired, boring “device” used by male writers to create inciting events for dude characters, or just, for funsies. It’s lazy writing and literally everyone knows the real reason it’s being used so

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I’ll be wearing this ultra friendly expression at maybe probably … depending on where I fall on the introversion rating scale this weekend. Safe travels horror lovers !

I’ll be wearing this ultra friendly expression at #Stokercon maybe probably … depending on where I fall on the introversion rating scale this weekend. Safe travels horror lovers !
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I’ll never quit social media because an important part of my mental health care is watching videos of cats make that sort of skittery chirping sound at birds.

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I am a historical horror author in SoCal, so here are a couple spooky / bookish recs for things to see whilst in San Diego for :
✨ The Whaley House, haunted historical home b. 1857
✨ Verbatim Books (indie bookshop esp. relevant for Stephen King fans)
✨ Old Point

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I’ve leveled up from using words like “drip” and “no cap” to positively petrify my genz child. Yes, you guessed it. The millennial stank face is truly our greatest weapon in cringe. Try it out today!

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Parenting hack: when your kid won’t get up for school, steal the recorder from their backpack and play a flawless rendition of Mary Had a Little Lamb (that you remember from your elementary school’s music class). Sweet, sweet parenting joy.

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Submitted to the Berkley Open Call by closing! Best of luck to everyone who hurled their book out into the world! Even creating an entire book entity out of your imagination is a pretty wild and amazing thing. I’m in awe of writers ! Fingers crossed for everyone who submitted! 🤞🏼

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