them: you seem to have a very rich inner life, always consumed by thought

me:

HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT UP and: lots of surprises in Righteous Gemstones' two-parter season finale; i am particularly keen on learning that Dolly Parton's cover of 'Shine' by Collective Soul exists

i truly hope the art department for Superstore earned a lot of money for the precision they put into creating accurate stl set-pieces

sometimes i open up a tab and think 'omg why is bluesky so ANGRY today' and then i realize i've accidentally opened twitter lol

this bit is incredible and anyone swooping in with the WELL ACTUALLYs needs a nap

goddamnit Bob barker died

this man was the king of my childhood when i faked being sick to stay at home and watch daytime tv and yell at the people who were terrible at guessing the price of like Lipton’s tea bags

Rip to a king

Hi friends!

The festival is set to run as scheduled, unless there’s lightning.

The party begins at 10am and goes until 10pm. See you soon!

incredible

it is true. i was NOT going to miss plinko, or the showcase showdown, or that weird game that involved a yodeler nearly falling off a cliff

RIP, Bob Barker. you kept a lot of us company while we had fevers and curled up under a bunch of blankets, waiting for our moms to bring us a bowl of Campbell's Chicken & Stars. <3

I WILL BUY ALL 5 omg

alt text: Yip Yip Martians from the Muppet Show, styled as absolutely adorable bags or plant hangers. There is a pink one, an orange one, a blue one, a red one, and a yellow one.

i didn't realize Marshawn Lynch was in Bottoms, he is so incredibly funny

“America’s really eating over the sink right now” might be my favorite description of our national moment; thank you Eliza Skinner #wgastrong

Q: Why not a birthday tweet for Anna Crosslin’s birthday yesterday?

A: Because the entire region should celebrate Anna on Aug 26-27 to acknowledge her work in making us a welcoming and diverse place.

festivalofnationsstl.org

i have been saying

in order to feel productive, i highly recommend beginning your day with a significant achievement

for example: this morning i was so startled to see an armed cop in the parking lot of my daughter's elementary school that i accidentally drove over a safety cone

this honestly would've been like the funniest thing he could've done

feels special to have been 215 on this post. my like number is real, at least

not sure if this really needed to be a flowchart, CNN, but hey