In line at the DMV yesterday and an Elton John’s Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues came on overhead. The lady behind me started loudly singing along and kept it up ten minutes after it ended.

On a two hour ferry and every single person is on their phone. Zero conversation. Feels like some kind of big brother has won.

Some of u are about to b mad

Watching All the President’s Men. Ahhh, a simpler time.

Not trying to be insensitive, but you could NEVER get me on a “tourist submarine.”

First adult movie as a kid I constantly rewatched. We had it on VHS. “You get my cheese wiz, boy?”

This nothing but baseball right now is for the birds.

Metal as shit

I take it back. Turns out my submarine take was tame.

I participated in running a DIY music venue and we had to follow more regulations than this outfit.

Look, I knew T Swift was popular. Like crazy popular, SUPER popular. I didn’t know she was four nights at the Tokyo Dome popular.

Finding out the blink 182 submarine stepson was jailed for making death threats to various female rave DJs & im at about the limit of information I can take in on this news story

Once saw Danzig grocery shopping and being a fan and tall person I stalked him throughout the store to see if he ever needed something from the top shelf.

Isn’t this whole thing a little Jack Ryan season 3ish.

Farewell Frederic Forrest. I loved him in every movie he’s been in, but he’ll always be Julie’s Dad to me in “Valley Girl”.

From the end of the world back to normal. You can shut down your generator now.

Wish I was this bold

That one time I was surfing in Mexico and saw a four foot shark underneath me so I rode the wave to the shore only to jump off and land on a stingray. Nothing’s changed.

Having a just ate and already hungry again kind of night.

It’s Jawbreaker Day you nerds