Today was the first day I haven’t had to take cold medicine since New York

THREE F*CKIN WEEKS

My liver prob cooked but…

I AM BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK

This is Andy Pages, rookie outfielder for the Los Angeles Dodgers

I’ve been a fan of his and collecting his cards since he first got into the minor leagues several years ago

He debuted this week and just hit his first major league homer run

ANDY PAGES TO THE MOOOOON

Shohei Ohtani is so damn talented

I love good humans

The year is 2050

ThreadGuy 👑 has 3 ex wives, all Solana maxis

probably nothing became probably something but TG gambled all his earnings away on a defi protocol on a chain invented by 3 school yard kids in a country we've never heard of

$SOL is north of $10,000

TG tweets

Remember a month ago when people were sending millions worth of $SOL to random wallet addresses posted by anon accounts on Twitter

Lmao this space moves so damn quick

Waiting for someone to drop the ticker for the next 1000x

Today's recap:

- Drake dropped ANOTHER Kendrick diss track, this time with AI verses from Tupac & Snoop

- Chris Brown dropped a FIRE diss track about Quavo

- Ansem 🐂🀄️ put on a show in his boxing match

- Bitcoin Runes dropped

- Oh ya, $BTC halved

What a day

This one’s for u Marc Colcer

Alpha tip:

If you want the runes, just go order $15+ worth of taco bell

I'll be honest

I don't have a damn clue what to do with runes

A lot of you we’re not ready for runes on ordinals, I’ve been getting messages day in and day out very last minute about “how can I get rune exposure” well this is your chance to do it on a chain you’re familiar with. I worked close with this team on a sol project where you will

#Bitcoin halving officially complete

SEE YOU IN 2028!

At some near point in our lifetime, a $BTC halvening will be worldwide mainstream media news

At some near point in our lifetime, a $BTC halvening will be worldwide mainstream media news

Can’t believe I put $100,000 on Ansem 🐂🀄️

Gonna make it all back in one trade tho 😈

Shill a ticker👇🏼

We need Marc Colcer on the next fight card

Bitcoin halving and Ansem 🐂🀄️ sending $SOL to $1000