Something to think about

Kanye is really growing up

My insurance just asked what color my car was, whoa I thought you were Progressive.

Wine is like tapdancing, I can never tell if it's good or bad

The reason Kanye is having an out of body experience is that his body is a temple.. and you know who run the temples

Pro wrestling is Broadway for dudes

That’s a horny spider

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

Brittany Spears’ dad should be in charge of Kanye

Nice to see these B rooms finally giving comics free drinks. Handled like a pro Ariel Elias . Comedy!

You can tell a person’s self worth by how thick their toilet paper is.

My friend partied too hard and missed her salon appt, she really let her hair down

Al Pacino with back problems:

“Sciatica! Sciatica!”

Bank for strippers = Pole Vault

Technically, we’re all pre med

That’s quite a pool noodle

Same with dahmer

Hour?