Good old Boris. Always there to remind us that Eton is bloody expensive for a place with a solid track record for churning out overconfident blokes who are thick as f*ing mince.

The Tories are selfish, greedy and uncaring elitists. They’re the bad guys. They’ve always been the bad guys. In films Arnie shoots the bad guys, Bruce Willis throws the bad guys off a building, Liam Neeson hunts them down, ... you know what they don’t do? vote for them.

Remember, when you vote today, the Conservative Party is - from top to bottom - a scam designed to make obscenely rich people richer.

Man vs Baby I can attest to what great read this is. Heartwarming and funny.

This time next month I’ll qualify for this. Assuming I’m not dead by then. 🤞🏻😂

Love this pod! And had a great time chatting all things Frank & Red. Thank You The Northern Connection x

Has anyone else got one of these faulty sofas? Thinking of returning ours. Not sure what the fault is exactly, but basically every time my arse touches it someone asks me to do something.

My favourite thing about the Rwanda plan.. For every asylum seeker sent, a Rwandan national will be sent the other way. I’m not saying it’s a scheme created by buffoons but.., you could fly in from Rwanda, claim asylum, and be sent back to Rwanda.. to be swapped for yourself.😂

Just a reminder that, if the Rwanda flights ever get off the ground, it will
Cost 1.8 million quid in taxpayers money for EACH asylum seeker sent.

The state of this country under these clowns, give me five hundred quid and a plane ticket and I’LL go.

Had a sportier, more active Sunday morning than usual, participating in The #LondonMarathon ✊🏻

I didn't run, but I did have to dodge a shitload of runners to get into the McDonald's just off of Tower Bridge.

By the time I sat down to my Sausage Mcmuffin I was fucked.

This is shameless.. but this is also the cheapest I’ve seen Frank and Red so far! 16% OFF.. (for now at least.. Amaz0n is nuts, it could be three hundred quid or 40p tomorrow, it’s like everything is priced up by whoever does the middle aisle in Lidl, but after a 2-day bender.)

My favourite 3 star reviews of Frank and Red:

“I adore this book, only giving it 3 stars though as I haven’t finished it yet”🤷🏻‍♂️

“My book of the year! but arrived late and cover was ruined by a sticker ⭐️⭐️⭐️.”