I get turned on when a patient cries.

At first, I thought something was wrong with me. Then I realized-- quite the opposite. It's my superpower.

It's the gift God gave me that allows me to be a good therapist. I don't just care about people's problems. I'm intoxicated by them.

Jonah Hill asking his surfer girlfriend not to surf with men and not post pictures in a swimsuit is NOT setting boundaries.

It's controlling, toxic behavior.

Shed a few and actually looks pretty gaunt!

Scooby Doo is propaganda to make you think dogs are capable of moral clarity.

I used to mug comedians at gunpoint after their gigs and grab their watches, rings, and gadgets. Then one day I grabbed the mic. I guess I realized I had something to say.

Which one better? Old Twitter vs New Twitter?

Learning to walk with a prosthesis was not on my 2024 bingo card.

A very random photo dump from the last month or so.

Every year of my life until the day I die there’s going to be a Christmas.

I’m such an awkward turtle when I’m buying condoms in the store.

Do any of you have an Oxy connect in LA? My friend just drowned and I sort of just want to numb my emotions rn.

My pet cat does such cute things. I’m glad I own her and am her lord and master.

I believe my pet cat is intelligent.

I’m learning about gray guys.

Married people should avoid developing feelings for sexually eager home wreckers.

I’m in love.

Wardrobe malfunctions reveal nipples at times, whereas I reveal almost nothing about my personal life on here. We are not the same.

Janet Jackson’s nipple was exposed due to a wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl a while back.

Really shaken by this news about Vice. It turns out a lot of the people and things in this world are WAY more ephemeral than I thought.

From the Eiffel Tower to the Seine River, Paris is filled with globally recognizable locations and monuments where public proposals often take place.