‘T’was the night before Donald’s mugshot, and all through the house….

University of Michigan's finest
Megan Abbott
(Her set in Michigan novel, Beware the Woman, was simply amazing)

Creepy AF Santa at a Saugatuck antique shop. Looks like he just escaped the Oogie Boogie man

My oldest child gets his wisdom teeth removed this morning so of course I've been watching training videos for ideas on how to handle this moment:

youtu.be/AXFhTXSLjco

This guy on my front porch on Halloween. Bucket full of treat.

If I were a Hobbit this would be my front porch

The sun is sinking

The free ‘make your own waffles’ for breakfast in the hotel lobby is the self-publishing of travel

Found this freaky looking stuffed panda at an antique store and it’s definitely haunted so definitely DO NOT pick it up

Restroom at Uncommon Roasters in Saugatuck, Michigan.

Even if the hotel room has 2 queen beds, 2 sinks, 10 USB outlets, and 14 pillows, there will still be just 1 tiny garbage bin.

Why’d ya spill yer beans?!?

Jonathan Livingston Seagull
spotted in South Haven, Michigan

Y'all porn bots follow me all ya want, I'm still gonna try to sell you a book that will melt the metal on your crucifix.

Cobwebs seems like a must see film.

Clear your calendars and set up the Four Season Landscaping livestream for next Monday at 11 am.

Per Truth Social: