My mom is summarising #MarcusStoinis 's innings:
Hum laaye hain toofan se kashti nikal ke...

What a great knock!

How these Malinga style bowlers are not considered chucking is beyond me.
But then, cricket has become such a batters' game that whatever little edge bowlers can have, we shouldn't complain.
What do you all think?

And you'll find me right next to Neelesh bhai. 😁😁😁

Happy birthday, Tom Loose.
🤪🤪🤪
Jappis dear GT
🤗🤗🤗

I'm happy for each one of them. It takes a lot of hard work to make money from content creation.
Plus, they have really really entertained and engaged crores of people with consistency over a long period of time.

Not like some CEOs who warm a chair and double their salaries

I heard this story in person from RGV a few years ago.
Or am I imagining it?
Oh well, we were all a few drinks down and Ramu sir spoke all through the night. So there were many, many stories.
Do you remember any of it, Akkshay Rathie / अक्षय राठी 🇮🇳?

Die hard fans exist only on twitter and instagram.

On ground reality:
No actor can guarantee a single houseful show on their own - i.e: in absence of a good story/trailer/teaser.

There was a time when even supporting actors like Mukri jee and Keshto Mukherjee dada, had fans

Hugh got his nails done for this. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

Kisi aur Janam mein hum sab shayad ek hi pariwar mein rahe honge.
We met for 3 hours and for 2 hours we only talked about the fact that we should meet more often.
😬😬😬
Ye bambai sab kuchh deti hai, waqt nahin deti.
😏
Irshad Kamil
Kausar Munir
Swanand Kirkire

I can't give up FB because of connections with the older generation (Uncles, Aunts, extended family) and old school mates.

Can't give up Insta for connection with the younger generation - mostly my students and fans/friends/followers.

X is the only space I have for myself!

So sweet of all SRKians to give me so much love.
😬
Shah Rukh Khan sir ke liye, aur bhi writers likhte hain, lekin fans ka fav aaj bhi main hi hoon. 😁
Aur fans toh sabhi stars ke hote hain. Lekin jitna pyar
aur common sense
SRKians mein milta hai
utna kahin dekhne ko nahin milta.

Classes mein busy rehta hoon isliye interview ke liye time nahin nikal raha.

Sat/Sun, Anupam Kher’s Actor Prepares ki class se pehle, insta pe LIVE aaunga (between 1pm - 2pm).

Aur kuchh dinon mein apne youtube channel pe naye videos bhi post karoonga.

Sath bane rehne ka shukriya 🙏🏻

Can we have a separate internet which works with all the info before 2023?

Election aa rahe hain.
Sochta hoon Twitter...
Haan haan, Bhai haan-
Twitter nahin X!
Main ab bhi galati se
Mumbai ko
Bombay bol deta hoon toh
'Twitter' ko 'X' bolne ki aadat kaise padegi?

Kya keh raha tha?
Haan!
Election aa rahe hain.
Sab log bahut pakayenge.
Sochta

From 90 to 100 with a six and a four!
sunil naraine is playing an inning that is every batter's dream.
Kudos!
KolkataKnightRiders matches are always fun!

What a nuts match today.
But I don't like a match where bowlers don't do well.
Best games are when a six comes after some wait.
This was like a full meal of only desserts.
#RCBvsSRH

Photos that don't look real but are - thread 🧵

1. Cranberry harvest by Kristina Makeeva

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

How to know if you are an a**hole?

It's very simple.
Do you judge people on:
a) Where they were born?
b) What they eat?
c) Who they love?

If it's a yes for any of the above options,
then sir,
beyond any doubt,
you are a class 1 a**hole.

इस कहानी का शीर्षक है:
'बंदर और अदरक'

P.S: Don't get a knot in your chaddis. It's a joke. I mean no disrespect to bandars. 🙏🏻