Iran is about to find out why I don’t have free healthcare.

If you've been sidelined, believe this is a good opportunity to scale into high conviction tokens

If you're fully invested, just survive, hold your spot positions and do not capitulate

Someone once said, liquidations are a forced transfer of wealth from traders who need…

“we’re going on vacation tomorrow

why aren’t you packed yet?

me and the kids were packed on wednesday

i need to know if there is room in your bag for our shoes”

monad price unchanged today

incredible

t-1 before elizabeth warren blames coinbase for iran's missile strike on israel

one week out from runes launch, gonna be face melting

“don’t worry honey, i just called the sec hotline to report the guy who tweeted about the memecoin i lost money on, we’re gonna be fine”

barbel strategy in full effect

manlets 🤝 #bitcoin

if you want to have fun on Solana in a cheap, fast, efficient way, Mayan 🗿 Gates of Solana is your answer

lfg

coinbase wires hit my bank account far faster than vanguard wires

coinbase is doing god's work in bridging the crypto and fiat worlds

NFT NYC conversations are 95% memecoins, 5% NFTs

crypto will onboard the next billion…

… to vpn’s

somebody call 911

trading on ethereum is like buying a bottle of water at the airport

gm to all the dentists, real estate agents, google software engineers, mckinsey consultants, fortune 500 financial analysts, ad tech bros, tik tok creators & harvard business school professors who are logging into their coinbase accounts for the 1st time since 2022 this morning