this might be the worst tweet ever genuinely

i have a number of twitch alt accounts i will not disclose and i only use them to watch leffen play tekken. whenever he asks how minus a move is i reply with a wrong answer. if the mods start to catch on i simply move to a new account. i have been doing this for 3 weeks

ready for leon

Typa shit I been on recently y’all wouldn’t rlly understand

I bought a rose toy while I was on the eras tour

🗣

A new time has dawned

Liquid | Dabuz Dabuz has a “beard”??? Call that shit dafuzzzz ‼️🔥🔥🔥🚨🚨🚨🚨

Evil Nardwuar: and so, it seems that on January 6th you were at the…*holds out microphone*

Guest: …?

Evil Nardwuar: Capitol building! *holds out microphone*

austin & ally when houston & homophobe walks in

Vibri has destroyed The Universe!

Bro acting like we are smoking crack

Nvm what events?

ASCEND!! (gotta love splatoon :>) #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

shorty got that yeah i’m thinking i’m back pussy

Me n bestie blasted as hell lookin at the fresh mcdonalds doordash order ripe for the pickin at the neighbors door

What the fuck happened

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