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Sir Michael

@michael1979

Maker of @SturdyPodcast and How to (Almost) Make Friends on the Internet. Persecuted for wearing jean shorts to my grandad's funeral
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Sir Michael
@michael1979

2 months ago

LEAST CONVENIENT TIMES TO BE HANDED A BOWL OF SOUP 4. While jet-skiing 3. Seconds before clinching the world record for the longest time anyone has gone without holding a bowl of soup 2. While leading an anti-soup protest march 1. During a karate bout against your fiercest rival